Megan Fox Assumes Her Birthright As Emporio Armani Underwear Spokesbabe

Megan Fox has usurped Victoria Beckham as the new Armani women's underwear spokesperson. I'm assuming that Emporio Armani chose her based upon her keen wit and stunning intellect (boobs). Fox was the obvious next choice as up-and-coming international sex symbol, and with Cristiano Ronaldo already taking the reins from David Beckham, Victoria was soon to exit anyway.

Fox will be on for 2010 at least as the Armani underwear and women's jeans model. She's only 23 so I see a bright future in women's underwear billboards for the next several years! Megan replaced Victoria Beckham after she was signed as the new face of Emporio Armani's Women’s Underwear for Spring/Summer 2010 last October. Speaking of his new spokesbabe, Giorgio Armani said, "Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Both Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude, making her the perfect choice for the collections."

Translation: "Posh Spice is old and busted, that Megan Fox is so hot right now and I hear she's about to unveil her new look, 'blue steel'."

Billboards are sprouting up showing off Fox's bod around New York, London, and Paris as we speak. Megan's eight tattoos have all been digitally removed, for what reason I don't know... She's got some badass tattoos and that's the new youthful hotness right now, but I guess the Armani Photoshop squad was on a roll and just went ahead and touched up her ink while they were at it? Either way, she kinda makes you want to put on some women's underwear, doesn't she?