Give Tiger Woods' Mistresses a Tap, Tap, Taperoo

This could be one of the most hilariously-in-bad-taste things I've ever seen: a twelve-pack of golf balls printed with the faces of Tiger's 12 mistresses. The slogan? "He likes to play a round with them... now you can too!" Notice the subtle cleverness of the a-round pun. They are being marketed by a Canadian company called Creative Classics. They offer two sets, one to actually play with and one for collectors, price at $44.95+S&H and up.

With your purchase you get Rachel the celeb slut, Cori the 31-year-old mom, Jaime the waitress, Holly the pornstar, Kalika the club promoter, Loredana the playmate, Jaime 2 the "escort", Mindy the Perkins waitress, Julie the Roxy club model, Theresa the old maid, and Cougar - the mysterious 12th woman whose details are just emerging.

Former porn star Joslyn James AKA Holly (whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels) is none too pleased with her face being on the golf balls. She's retained lawyer-to-the-porn-stars, Gloria Allred to fight the sale of the fabulous golf ball sets. Siwik-Daniels claims she feels it is wrong for a golf ball to have her picture on it with implications of violence against women saying, "because golfers hit their golf bars with a lot of force."

Veronica, you're right, golf "bars" defintiely pack a lot of punch. Allred says, "We have pointed out that encouraging golfers to use clubs to hit a woman's face that is portrayed on a golf ball is a dangerous and reprehensible act because it encourages violence against women." I'm not sure I see the connection there Gloria, unless maybe you've got the course record round in your sites and on the 18th green your wife burps from the golfkart in mid-putt, causing your ball to rim out and trickle down into the nearby water-hazzard. Then maybe a little golf-barring is called for! (Just kidding)

Siwik-Daniels claims she was "in love" with Tiger during their one-year fling. She made public a text message Woods allegedly sent to her in October: "Baby, I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that ..." Sorry Tiger, but looks like your lost that, along with a ton of sponsors, possibly your wife and kids, and your stature. It's a sad day, but perhaps some novelty golf balls will cheer you up!

You can get your own get right here!

Images taken from tailofthetiger.com Copyright © 2010 Michael H. Caldwell and property of Creative Classics.