That's right folks - Mark McGwire did steroids and has publicly admitted it. He should've saved himself the paper and wireless minutes it took for him to release an Associated Press statement and hold a couple phone interviews to announce this "revelation". We all knew he was a total roider when he embarassingly went in front on Congress several years ago and pled the 5th amendment "right to remain silent" to every single question they asked.
Mark,
We all knew already! You're wasting my newspaper's frontpage with your meaningless confirmation of the obvious. I know it's the new hotness for manly man athletes to go on interviews and break down in sob-erific heap, but c'mon. Literally nobody is surprised... everyone who follows baseball knew; everyone who doesn't follow baseball cares too little to be surprised. You should've saved your rollover minutes to give you hot wife a call for some naughty time. Anybody who hadn't already drawn a line from your gigantic neck to your body-builder brother, Jay's roid-head was naive and in denial.
Sincerely,
Sundayhop
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