A source close to Elin Nordegren has disclosed to ABCNews that Elin is seeking a divorce from Tiger Woods. The source said, "divorce is 100 percent on." Annnnnnd BOOM goes the dynamite. Of course with the paparazzi on her trail constantly, things have been pointed out like the fact that she was pumping gas sans wedding ring recently. This is Tiger's fourth divorce in the last week when you add in sponsors Accenture, GM, and Gillette all ending or otherwise ceasing to use Tiger Wood's promotional material. Elin will probably walk away with half of Tiger's shit and both their kids - no word yet on who gets the busted up GMC or warehouse of Gatorade.
Tiger's play time just got real. He's facing the possibility of losing his 2-year old and 10-month sons if a divorce went through as well as even more endorsement money, half his net worth, and a smoking-hot Scandanavian wife. The good news is that he is Tiger Woods - hence why he had 10+ babes strategically positioned around the world at his beck and call. I'm sure Tiger's little black book isn't suffereing for lack of entries. Inside the cover is an inscription saying "delivered hot and fresh to your door in under 30 minutes." But still, it's gotta suck to know you've blown your whole life wide open and have nobody to blame but yourself...and of course "little Tiger". Five years of marriage down the drain along with half your stuff - I think Elin will probably leave him the Nintendo Wii, cause he's going to be playing with himself A LOT.Tiger's whole downfall began when he rammed his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree only a hundred yards from his house - his shortest drive ever. People specualted that the reason he crashed was that Elin was running alongside the car with a 5-iron, smashing out the windows and basically trying to kill Tiger. This happened at 2:30 AM on Thanksgiving, but is not unusual becuase Elin often goes "clubbing" late at night. Hahaha, I crack myself up. Then a bevy of women were fingered for their connections to Tiger, many of them confirming including a Vegas promoter, talent-less actress, and pornstar. Tiger announced his "infidelities" along with a break from playing golf for an undisclosed amount of time while he worked to fix his marriage. Well, I guess breaks over! Now some more hot pictures of what Tiger's losing:
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It's a Black-Thai affair!
Oh man Pat that's hilarious!
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
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