Ever Imagine What a Michael Bay Victoria's Secret Ad Would Be Like?

Would Michael go full-Bay or hold back on the throttle a little bit? Would there be a constant building of melodramatic music as pushed-up breasts and firm, nubile butts bounce cheerfully past your face... or would he go for tasteful presentation of the product while subtle music serenaded your ears?

Wonder no more, Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret debut is here! Oh and by the way, TASTEFUL AND SUBTLE AIN'T IN MICHAEL BAY'S VOCABULARY, SO SUCK ON THAT BITCH! BOOM! The director of such timeless classics as Transformers, Transformers 2, and coming soon, Transformers 3, has once again crossed over to TV ads; lending his artistic hand to bra sales. By artistic I mean cleavage closeups with seizure-enducing strobe lights pulsing while lingerie'd-up babes strut through deserts and massive explosions erupt in the background.

Even though this isn't a feature film, this Victoria's Secret ad is classic Bay: little-to-no dialogue, no apparent plot line or story, boobs everywhere, deserts, explosions, asses, inexplicable soudntrack, bewildering lighting choices, and then some more boobs. I hope you enjoy!