Douchebags Release Public Service Announcement, Show Solidarity

Did you know there are over 1 million douchebags in America? That's what this new PSA tells us, it also tells us that they are tired of being mocked and mistreated. They've had it with people making fun of their frosted tips, multi-colored-pop-collared shirts, over-use of words like fuck and bro, and their public fondling of women. They are bonding together to let America know that they're not going to take it any longer. Douchebags even want us to know that the word 'Douche' is actually a good thing, a cleansing thing!