Candles - they're the go to gift for that girl you don't really know or like very much. It conveys the message that I am obligated to get you something, but fuck if I know what the hell you like. Plus you smell kinda weird, so here's a candle. Girls trade candles around like it's their job; it's like a constant re-gifting cycle where that same Shae Butter Yankee you gave to Sally for Christmas in 2006 somehow made it to your baby shower in August via Margot...weird. Candles have never really been a guy gift though - the goto nondescript gift has always been the tie or socks. Or if Dad is really lucky, you'll get him a tie, socks, AND speedstick this year! But the tie reins supreme no longer. Now you can buy him a MANDLE, a manly candle that oozes "1% wax and 99% testosterone!" Imagine how much he'll enjoy stocking the man cave up with scents like A1 Steak Sauce, Top Gun, or New Baseball Glove! As the advertisement says, "it's time to say goodbye to Golden Spiced Pear and Seaside Holiday and say hello to Urinal Deordorizer, Bait Shop, and Red Meat." Apparently these Mandles are German-engineered by certified professors of Manology, so you know they are authentic.
The video was a spoof done by a company to promote their TV service - and was quite well done in my opinion. But now a real company, http://www.mandleco.com/default.asp has popped up and it's no joke. So seriously, if you want to get a Mandle, you can! Too bad the real-life company doesn't offer Chuck Norris Sweat or my personal favorite, FEAR. They do offer Clay-dough and Sex on a Beach (not sure if it smells like the drink or actual sandy drunken mistake sex...)
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