Mike Leach, head coach at Texas Tech University has only himself to blame for the Red Raiders' loss to rival Texas A&M. Nobody but himself... oh, and his players' fat little girlfriends. Texas Tech's high-powered passing attack sputtered and the Raiders' defense looked like a wet paper towel against the Aggies. A&M moved the ball at will and seemed to have every answer to the spread attack that Leach puts on the field. The Red Raiders were basically shut down and then kicked while on the ground.And it's all because of those fat little girlfriends! Mike Leach went on a subdued rant about how his players' fat little girlfriend seek only to undermine and subvert all the hard work that he and his coaching staff do each week. Those little gold-diggers are whispering sweet nothings into his linebackers' ears while they tell them how awesome the player is and how easy the game is for the Raiders. Bitches! How dare those minxy little coed foxes hit on his football players?! How dare they perform gratuitous sexual favors for his defense when the D should be studying the playbook?!?! How can they distract the offense from their hot-route reads with their hot asses?!?!?!
Well, I've got news for you, Mike Leach - this is ain't intermurals! It's division 1 football! ...In Texas no less! Sluts abound and the dude abides. Texas footballers go through girls like you go through McDoubles, Mike! It's just the culture down there. I'm sorry your 18-22 year old jocks are knee-deep in babes, but what guy of that age would turn that down? It's a safe bet that your boys are bombarded with breasts daily, even the most resolute virgin would struggle against those odds. You lost, tough, maybe next time you should integrate boobs into your gameplan to hammer things home for your team!
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