If You Have an iPhone, Get Amped Before You Score

Pepsi has launched this new iPhone app to promote its Amp energy brand. 'Get Amped Before You Score' helps you get familiar with 24 types of ladies so you can woo them like you're Rico Suave and hopefully score. It is hilarious and stereotypically accurate for many female demographics! So if you a) have an iPhone, b) are awesome, and c) are crushing on that girl next door, download this app immediately!

You will get great pickups lines for women such as The Bookworm, The Cougar, The Goth, Rocker chick, Rebound girl, The Princesses, and Sorority Girl... "Can I tappa your gamma?" It provides helpful tools for each type like listings of local punk clubs and skate shops for that punk rock hottie, Greek letter translators so you can identify sorority chick's t-shirt, and "Hail Mary" lines for Out-Of-Your-League Girl... "You look like you know where one could get a good steak in this town." You can even find local wine bars for The Cougar.

All the typical women's groups are up in arms because they were tragically born without a sense of humor. You're being sexist and unfair to women rabble rabble rabble! Feminists are probably the most upset, but fear not, there is a "Women's Studies Major" in the app so you can soothe her with your newfound knowledge of women's movements and support of gender activism. Check out the ad for the app below. I appluad Pepsi co for so boldly going non-PC in support of Amp. But then again, Amp is targeting the non-PC kids anyway, so good strategy Cotton!