Captain Morgan Hates Sausage Fests

Most people hate sausage fests. I hate sausage fests, my roommates, my friends, they all hate sausage fests. If you don't know what a sausage fest is, you're too old to drink Captain Morgan's and probably enjoy much more sophisticated liquors. Sausage fests suck to arrive at because, well all the sausage. Sausage fest is a thinly veiled frat-boy term for a party with way too many dudes at it. Captain Morgan just launched this new ad that shows the boys showing up at a literal sausage fest, much to their dismay.

As they walk in the door the guys are pelted with a couple brats and realize that they've stumbled upon a celebration of sausage at a bar that one of them heard "was crazy." The patrons are happily grinding meat into sausage casings and enjoying bratwursts, kielbasa, hot dogs and more. They quickly head to another party, but not before one of them order 5 lbs of 'basa for the gril!